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"And I really love IMing as a new literary form. It’s like speed chess. It’s fast but if you’re good, the prose will be witty and scintillating and pungent. And you can wipe people out with the speed of your typing. I’m a very predatory and competitive IMer."

Mark Leyner

"The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat"

Dave Barry

"The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind."

Phillip Adams