just 'cause

So I have a stat counter and it shows me the searches that direct people here. This one brought a smile to my face:

"can i be a topless woman in central park legally?"

For the record, I have no idea.

Also, in the oddly enough category fall these comments by an industrious Chinese miner who survived on urine and coal before successfully tunneling his way out of a collapsed coal mine:

"I got so hungry, I ate a piece of coal, and I thought it quite fragrant."