Never Miss the Water

Joke circulating on the internet:

Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans. . .

D.L. Hughley*:

6 out of ten black folks think race accounts for the slow response to Hurricane Katrina . The other 4 didn't want to comment cause they working for white folk right now.

When they reinforce that levee its gonna be water AND nigga proof.

Carlos Mencia on armed (white) hold outs obsessed with protecting their property in ravaged Gulf Coast region:

Those t-shirts of Jeff Foxworthy are not that valuable.

*He's come a long way from the riding foolish folk in the audience and "You need Jesus" bits (which I still thought were funny.) Yo, who is his stylist? He looks amazing.