Damsel in Distress

Where's Al B. Sure when you need him?

"...to show their learning was their whole endeavor; but, unluckily...the modulation was so(oooooo)* imperfect..."-decontextualized Donne

"I'm not a witty girl. That's not what I do."~(un)fair maiden

"And it might not grow. Ya’ never know"
~faux locked/afro wigged truth teller

"I suffer from a voice immodulation problem." Jacob Silj

*emphasis added