This Bridge Called My Back

It's only natural that diminutive johns are taking Affirmative Action.
Being that we are the kind of women that we are--
conduits, enablers, gullies--
we are instructed to stoop down, open wide, get low.
It's only natural that we expel bile
The bitter taste Timberland trampled livers demand.
I am a conspiracy theorist.
It's only natural.