The very funny Michelle Collins of VH1's Best Week Ever blog on the poster for the new Alvin & the Chipmunks movie poster:
Top 10 Things Wrong with the New Alvin and the Chip-Punks Poster
For the top 5 see the BWE blog.10. WHY ARE THE CHIPMUNKS SO GANGTA?!?!?!
9. Alvin has no eyes, and might very well murder your first born.
8. NO, REALLY, DOES ANYONE HERE REMEMBER ALVIN LOOKING LIKE EMINEM'S BALLSACK? If I were walking down a dark street, and Alvin and his thuggy friends were walking towards me... I WOULD CROSS THE STREET. And they are animated chipmunks.
7. Jason Lee's mutant eye-brow. I've never seen a bigger cock(ed brow) in my life!
6. The tag line "They're Back and Bigger Than Ever" is worrisome... how big are these little Thug-munks going to be? Look, at a foot tall, they can still be sort of adorable, but anything over 4 feet will induce the sort of childhood nightmares not seen since Follow That Bird. Perhaps they had to adjust Chipmunk size because of the tall and lankified Jason Lee? Where is Danny Devito when you need him?